I ended up sitting in Kaiser Surgery today after noticing a gross bump under my armpit earlier in the week that just didn't want to rehome itself. Why do I look so weird? Because as I was taking this selfie the doctor opened the door- and no one wants to be caught in a compromising selfie position. I mean...this is me looking pensive.
The numbing shots have worn off and no good drugs were given (save for antibiotics)- wine any aleve are my only friends.